Eh? Doctor who? What’s he talking about…? Don’t worry, Brigadier. People will be shooting at you soon. Renewed? Have I? That’s it, I’ve been renewed. It’s part of the TARDIS. Without it I couldn’t survive. Soon, I expect. Or later. One of those. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. What do you think of the new look? I was hoping for ‘minimalism’, but I think I came up with ‘magician’. Well, who are you boys? Oh, of course! Are you his companions? Boring. And I hate hotels. Oh, yes. Harmless is just the word: that’s why I like it! Doesn’t kill, doesn’t wound, doesn’t maim. But I’ll tell you what it does do: it is very good at opening doors!
I had to face my fear…that was more important than just going on living…. Black tie…Whenever I wear this, something bad always happens. People who talk about infallibility are usually on very shaky ground. Goodbye… Fancypants! Your hips are fine, you’re built like a man! Oh, my giddy aunt! These are attack eyebrows. You could take bottle tops off with these. You’re a clumsy, ham fisted idiot! You may be a doctor. But I’m the Doctor. The definite article, you might say. Goodbye… Fancypants!
Butterfingers. Only the madman can see the way clearly through the tangled forest. Doctor no more. There’s something that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go and poke it with a stick. Death is always more frightening when it strikes invisibly. Right! So stop dilly-dallying, and cross it! These are attack eyebrows. You could take bottle tops off with these. Well, there’s a probability of anything. Statistically speaking, if you gave typewriters to a treeful of monkeys, they’d eventually produce the works of William Shakespeare.
Goodbye, Clara. Did I? It must be the carrot juice making me colour blind! Nice to meet you, Rose. t’s called the TARDIS, this thing. T-A-R-D-I-S. That’s Time And Relative Dimension In Space. That’s okay. Culture shock. Happens to the best of us. Adric? As we learn about each other, so we learn about ourselves. I know who I am, I… AM… THE DOCTOR! Do try and keep out of my way in future and in past, there’s a good fellow. The time continuum should be big enough for the both of us. Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
Do try and keep out of my way in future and in past, there’s a good fellow. The time continuum should be big enough for the both of us. I’ll tell you what, then: don’t…step on any butterflies. What have butterflies ever done to you? A knight of the GRAND ORDER OF OBERON! Only I would be stupid enough to attack such a person! Oh, for God’s sake! Gallfrey stands! Eight minutes is ages. What if I get bored? Give me knitting. Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about? Have faith, Brigadier. Have I ever led you astray?